The 7 Nations of Saint Nassau is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marcio Bonifacius with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.393 billion Nassalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Recife. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nassilian economy, worth 424 trillion Nassalian Reais a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,712 Nassalian Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback orange thrush is only seen in captivity programs, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Nassau's national animal is the orange thrush, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Nassau is ranked 84,022^nd in the world and 330^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 17 flags saluted per person per day.